Tuesday, December 6, 2011

II Peter 3: Yeah, right!

One dinosaur to another: “You say a rock will come through the clouds and kill us all, and million years later the tiny milk-drinking bipeds will burn our remains for fuel? Yeah, right!”

Scoffer to Noah: “You say a million little drops of water called “rain” will come through the clouds and drown everyone except your family and your petting zoo riding in that big, funny-looking boat? Yeah, right!”

Scoffer to Peter: “You say Jesus will come through the clouds, as suddenly as a thief in the night, and the heavens and the earth will pass away? Yeah, right!”

Peter to scoffers: “Do not forget this one thing, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. The Lord is not slack concerning his promise , as some count slackness, but is longsuffering toward us, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.”

Well.....yeah! Right!

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